RT by @itwasjacob: A dung beetle walks into a bar... “Is this stool taken?”

R to @Swordfishv44183: The earnings call made the report look peachy in comparison

RT by @itwasjacob: I can’t stop slapping my forehead now

R to @DWUK13: Don’t forget Checo

If they remove Spa I’ll stop following out of principle

R to @SeanErrey: Yes

R to @itwasjacob: Who is drinking the rum? You or the fire?

R to @itwasjacob: (Please, say more)

R to @Jedi_ant: Oh stop it

Is there a better way to spend a Friday than drinking rum and starting a fire? I think not 🔥

R to @GooglerForHire: It’s seriously a joke 😂 he’s somewhat tried to walk it back now, but still manages to come off as a total wank 😂

Top tier FTP client, simpler times

Powerful and unusually nuanced conversation

R to @JustinPBarnett: 👀

@DanHasAPodcast soup

R to @itwasjacob: Took two seconds to find this 😂

R to @jarredsumner: Park mode?

$NVDA earnings on November 21st should be a doozy

This lad is absolutely out his box, munching on crayons. Inflation = dead, so long as you don’t count basic necessities. And @POTUS is only too happy to take a victory lap. And let’s not even start on strong employment figures, caused by second and third jobs. 🤡