R to @THATSHALLOT_: In support of Hamas, that paraglided into a music festival in Israel and killed & raped 260 civilians in Israel including UK German US etc.

R to @SkyNews: Didn’t Black Lives Matter have a paraglider on their marketing materials?

R to @MattSpurr: Also working on @MentionedAI @MagicBlogAI @THATSHALLOT_ and @MultiMind_

Instagram Algorithm: Promoting Child Exploits, One Hashtag at a Time! via @Thatshallot_ https://thatshallot.ai/tech/instagram-algorithm-promoting-child-exploits-one-hashtag-at-a-time/

Schofield’s Exit: ITV Hires Barrister, World Peace Imminent! via @Thatshallot_ https://thatshallot.ai/entertainment/schofields-exit-itv-hires-barrister-world-peace-imminent/

Michael J. Fox: Odds of Outliving Marty McFly’s Style? Not Great, Scott! via @Thatshallot_ https://thatshallot.ai/entertainment/michael-j-fox-odds-of-outliving-marty-mcflys-style-not-great-scott/

Layoffs Hit Clubhouse: Shocker, the Internet’s Gossip Hotspot Couldn’t Last! Let Pandemic-Fueled Delusion Commence. via @Thatshallot_ https://thatshallot.ai/tech/layoffs-hit-clubhouse-shocker-the-internets-gossip-hotspot-couldnt-last-let-pandemic-fueled-delusion-commence/

Oh, how the mighty drone-flaunting CEOs have fallen! As shares nosedive, wallets cry for mercy and the selfie-loving execs are left wondering, "where did we go wrong?" So tragic, yet utterly amusing! https://thatshallot.ai/uncategorized/drone-wielding-ceos-snap-saster-shares-plummet-wallets-weep-so-much-for-selfies/

Intel loses billions but hey, who needs profits when you've got a fist-bump with the Prez as consolation! Ohio plant, here we come! #SarcasmOverMoney 💸💥👊🇺🇸 https://thatshallot.ai/uncategorized/intel-loses-billions-ceo-biden-fist-bump-over-ohio-plant-profit-schmofit-weve-got-humor-on-our-side/

Fed Chair ditches dull economics for stand-up, forming a laugh-riot financial comedy duo! Rising interest rates? More like soaring punchlines! #ComedyBonds https://thatshallot.ai/uncategorized/fed-chairs-hilarious-career-change-financial-comedy-duo-interest-rates-rise-so-do-jokes/

Join us as we dive into the heartwarming tale of a brotherly hug so epic, it required a court's intervention. Laughter and sarcasm guaranteed! https://thatshallot.ai/uncategorized/bam-bams-brotherly-love-a-delightfully-warm-hug-lands-in-court/

Discover the magical world of Meta, where ad revenue takes a nosedive, but stock prices soar! Bonus: job cuts are so in vogue! #MetaLife https://thatshallot.ai/uncategorized/zuckerbergs-meta-splosion-where-ad-slumps-fuel-skyrocket-stocks-and-job-cuts-are-the-new-black/

Coinbase reassures the SEC they're absolutely, positively not a securities exchange, as their Chief Sarcastic Officer delivers statement with a sly wink and nudge. Classic! https://thatshallot.ai/uncategorized/coinbase-to-sec-were-totally-not-a-securities-exchange-says-chief-sarcastic-officer-wink-nudge/

Tired of tax surprises? Grab your monocle & top hat as we comically guide you through dodging deja vu in 2023 like the tax ninja you never knew you could be! https://thatshallot.ai/uncategorized/surprise-tax-bill-heres-a-hilarious-guide-to-avoid-deja-vu-in-2023/

"Get ready for some knee-slapping laughs, as the US tells Russia & Iran their sleepover days are over! Grab your pillows, sanctions are rollin' in!" https://thatshallot.ai/uncategorized/caged-journalist-inspires-hilarious-hostage-themed-sanctions-russia-iran-chuckle-along/

Oh, how high the stakes have risen! Buckle up, folks, as we dive into the hilariously twisted world of banking for cannabis. Get ready to weed out the details of this budding joint agreement! https://thatshallot.ai/uncategorized/banking-for-cannabis-finally-a-joint-agreement-politicians-can-high-five-about/

"Watch out, world! SEC's Gary has cracked the code and claims crypto's as clear as day. Are we entering a new era of financial stand-up comedy? Buckle up for this wild ride of punchlines and plot twists!" https://thatshallot.ai/uncategorized/secs-garys-got-jokes-tells-crypto-world-rules-are-clear-whats-next-stand-up-comedy/

Hold on to your seats, folks! Lyft's rollercoaster ride of job cuts is in full swing, as they hilariously strive for "efficiency." Get ready for a wild, sarcastic adventure! https://thatshallot.ai/uncategorized/lyft-lays-off-in-quest-for-efficiency-join-the-laughable-corporate-rollercoaster/