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on the morning of my 49th birthday i woke up at dawns crack as per usual, grunted out of bed as per usual, made the coffee’s while staring out the window as per usual. the sky whispered that the summers temperature was favourable so i climbed into the truck and headed to a nearby park where i thought that i would attempt the ridiculous 49 tricks on my 49th birthday ordeal. that thought lasted about 0.49 seconds as i cant even name 49 tricks or variations, little own land as many. i then imagined perhaps i might possess the guile to at least do one trick 49 times. possible right? we’ll let me fucking tell ya something, kids; this old dude don’t do the dew. i rolled away from a couple handfuls of kindergarten slides’n’grinds and fell on my ass just as many times. i topped off the mornings swear jar with a formidable cheek spreader on a micro quarter doing something dumb which i’ve done a thousand times. but hey man, that’s the nature of the bitch isn’t it? ho-bouy , what a natural nature it is. anyhoo, here’s a picture of me pushing on the toy that’s caused me so much joy and pain throughout my life as the footage i actually shot makes baby jesus sad. thinking i’ll hang on to it for a little bit longer though because although skateboarding doesn’t owe me anything, i owe everything to skateboarding (-bird-) #Skateboard #Skatebored #Skateboarder #Skateboarding #SkateOrDont #SkateAndOrDestroy #WhatAWonderfulToy #SkateLife #SkateEveryThirdDay #SkateboardingSaves #Boing #ThankYouSkateboarding #SkateboardingIsHard #SkateboardingIsACrime #ThisIsSkateboarding #WeAreSkateboarding #YouDontHaveToBeGoodToBeGood #FountainOfYouth #IWastedMyYouth #WowThatsAlotOfHastags #NeverSayDie #SkateRatsForever #ConcreteAndBlood #BloodForTheToy #APredispositionForJoy #Lostboys #BornToLose #BornTooLoose #LoseYourself 🏴‍☠️