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Keith Leans On Things
@keithleansonthings

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So. Much. To. UNPACK! *long, dramatic breath followed by spastic head-nod* Here we go. Keith leans on redwood tree in the heart of Mother Nature, most likely at high noon. As expected, his iconic shock of hair is healthy, voluminous, and whiter than a fresh blanket of snow. Outfit is a 10-out-of-10, rooted in its ability to both excite (black leather bomber!) and honor (classy basics!) the audience it lives for. SUPER NOTABLE: Keith’s lean is captured in *both* background and on monitor. TWICE. A two-fold tilt. A binary bend. A DOUBLE LEAN, if we may. Very rare, and historically extremely unlikely. (Kinda like finding phosphorus on Saturn's moon, right NASA?!) #SpaceJoke LEAN submitted by the one and only Madeline Morrison @madeline_anna MONITOR EXISTENCE confirmed by the loyal and lovely @dwaine_scott PAINFULLY ANALYZED by the extremely patient @bantzhaus INSPIRED BY @datelinenbc and the Leaning Legend™️ himself, KEITH MORRISON 🙌 #mothernature #snow #NASA #truecrimeobsessed #dateline #crimecon #datelinenbc #CrimeJunkie #doublelean #Nbcnews #comedy #fyp #marshmallows #Enceladus #Webb #JamesWebbSpaceTelescope #truecrimecommunity #TrueCrime