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Alby the Dirtbag Astrologer & Witch
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Cotton-candy fragrance and lafammed smoke, pink-bulbs and techno spins through the room, dewy bodies dancing around. Natural-deodorant and sweat drips through your pores, and your sense of belonging drops. You are embarrassed about your possible b.o.,and so you decide to take yourself out of the dance club. Mars went into Virgo, July 10th - August 27th! Mars comes to represent the planet of force, manifestation, ares. In Virgo, Mars is having us get up-close and personal to make things happen. If you are wanting a new job, you are being critical and decisive on how you will acquire this job. If you are trying to find romance, you will be methodical and plan out your course of action. You aren’t and can’t be free-balling anything, but you can be creative if you allow the space for fun to occur. You have to be ready to get up close and handle things yourself. . Although, I must warn Saturn is in the early degrees of Pisces. The moment Mars stepped into the realm of Virgo, there’s been a level of heaviness and seriousness in the air. Saturn is in charge of providing structure, it deals with responsibility, our karma. When Saturn is facing another planet, like Mars, it stops movement. Saturn likes to give planets an identity crisis, it likes to test the structures, and right now there’s a heavy energy of questioning why you do things a certain way. This heaviness can cause people to be hyper-conscious, insecure, and confused. However, take this heavy energy in the air as a sort of mythological quest to be confident in all your actions, to elevate the tools you use to get what you want. Remember we are in the build-up of that energy, with the big meeting occurring on July 21st. Till then, be mindful of criticism, don’t be too harsh on yourself, and remember every hurdle is a test to improve and learn. If you feel too heavy in making moves, use this time to write things out. There’s an air of communication going on. . FYI🏝️ IJBOL = just burst out laughing DPO = don’t piss me off Idgaf = you know this one. . #aries #taurus #gemini #leo #virgo #scorpio #libra #sagittarius #scorpio #pisces #Aquarius #astrology #horoscope #girlblogger #nichememes #witchcraft #siren