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Kristóf Joseph Steiner
@kristofsteiner

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I’m #HummusTheCat. My #TwoFathers left me & my 5 siblings for a f*cking week! I get it that @kristofandnimi leave #Methana making sure we don’t starve, and they brought us a fab sitter - @gancsy, til their return with cat food, and stories I have hard time believing. Like that #puncture! Or how they almost missed their own tour in #Hungary. I think they deserve it - they didn’t think of taking me! I miss papa @norbu_gyula’s sharp sensitivity, and aunt Vali’s feminine energy! I #cringe that #KristofAndNimi are kinda celebrities. @kristofsteiner being guest of @lilugram in her @liluland_hu make-up show? He’s as fancy as The Dude from The Big Lebowsky. #Gay version! How could they not invite me to @crowneplazabudapest? Looked comfy! I’d walk over that #BreakfastBuffet, stealing that #VeganCake! And the perfect @leilascuisine meal - the one better #hummus is me, named by the best dish in the world! If it’s from #SexAndTheCity, I’m #MrBig: oozing #ToxicMasculinity as overly confident #PussyCat. That party in @budapestpark, dads, you have no nine lives! The dance on the speakers looked unfit for humans! About the @kis_padlizsan #VeganPopUp dinner party - I honor it to my late brother, #Fava, named by #Greece’s delish dish. He tragically passed, so it’s comforting to know: dads spread his heritage. I wanna meet Marcsi, Béla & Lizi - facing the owners of the restaurant who seduce dads to #Debrecen! Same for @sassdani who brings their show back to @zamatfesztival each year, where I’d dive the garbage for the #WeddingRing like a hero! When I saw dads with @kinga_wertheimer, @mateczaban, and human twin sisters Manna & Boróka, I got jealous - miss the girls being obsessed with me! Now we’re together, catsiblings: Arak, Tahini, Gigantes, Lángosh & Gin. Humans sip Cosmos, reading a magazine I was once in (dah): the new @ellehungary, on how #FamilyIsFamily, with these 2 cute males, @huberthsch & @lszlszgd with baby Hannabelle! As adopted stray, I #celebrate each soul finding a #GoodFamily! I’m happy dads are home, but I’ll punish them for long, so if you’re up to hang out - I’m free for belly rubs. Lovely pic of me: @juditmaruszkyphotography x Humi <3